XBIO | Space Coffee —The First Intergalactic Brew
$99.00 USD
GRAVITY-FREE FLAVOR. COSMIC CAFFEINE.
▌ Zero-G Roasted – Beans perfected in microgravity for deeper caramelization
▌ Astronaut-Approved – Developed with ISS crew taste-testers
▌ Stellar Energy Blend – Infused with adaptogens for lunar-day endurance
THE SCIENCE OF PERFECTION
• 3D-printed coffee crystals dissolve instantly (hot or cold)
• Magnetic packaging locks in nebula-fresh aroma
• Contains Mars soil minerals for enhanced umami
"One sip—and you'll taste the cosmos."
Launch Edition: $99
Includes limited-edition space-grade titanium scoop
PRE-LAUNCH PRE-ORDERS NOW OPEN
*100% of profits fund deep-space agriculture research*
